(Apparently people don’t get sarcasm, so I’m going to have to ruin the fun and tell those of you with no sense of humor, that no, I don’t back this program, I’m making fun of it. DO NOT BUY IT. Jeez.)
If you’re reading this blog, you already know 3D printing is hot. But did you know you can get rich from it, quickly, even if you don’t know anything about creating models, even if you don’t have a 3D printer, and hell, even if you are complete idiot? Yes, a fortune awaits you, any of you, and all you need is Sam Frlan’s magical instruction program called 3D Printer Profits!
I stumbled across 3D Printer Profits as I was looking through some 3D printing videos on Youtube today, and stumbled upon the testimonials video below. After laughing through that, I clicked a link on the page to the actual program it was promoting. Experienced in internet marketing, I immediately recognized the long “sales page” format of the website, which is used by marketers to sell usually thin, informational products they hype up, through hundreds of affiliate promoters. So I knew right off that I would be in for more laughs if I could stomach watching the sales video on his site. For you, my dear reader, I sat through the entire 20 minutes of Sam telling me how I, too, can be rich like him.
Sam Frlan must be a pretty nice guy. After all, he made $521,802.42 in one year from 3D printing, and yet he is so incredibly generous that he is willing to share his secret with me, and you, and everyone. And he says he’s not doing it for the money. He doesn’t need your money — like he says, “I can’t drive more than one car at a time or vacation in more than one place at the same time.” No, the real reason he is practically giving away his system is because he “wants to give back.” What a guy.
Does it work? Does it ever!! The system is “fool-proof,” it “works every time,” and “people will beg you to take their money.” With it, you’ll make thousands of dollars a month, even up to $100,000 a month. Cha-ching!
He says his accountant thinks he’s crazy, because while he could easily get $2,000 for it, he’s selling it for only $47! What a giver. I’ll take ten.
But wait, there’s more!
Not only will you get the complete system, but you are also going to learn about the 57 niches in which you can make money with 3D printing. Yes, every one of those niches is profitable. Money in the bank for you!
Here is that video I told you I came upon — testimonials of several people who were smart enough to buy 3D Printer Profits. I’m sure we’ll be seeing them on the pages of Forbes magazine very soon.
Remember, you don’t need any experience whatsoever — even if you don’t know shit about 3D printing, or anything else, you too can be rich.Related